MY SWEET AND LOVELY HOUND
The Singing Puppy
A talent scout walking down the street noticed an accordionist with a singing puppy. The scout immediately saw the potential of such an act and took them to his office to sign them up. "I'll have you playing Vegas within a month," he promised.
But just as they were about to put pen to paper, a big dog marched into the office, picked up the puppy by the scruff of its neck and ran off with it.
"My act! You've stolen my act!" yelled the talent scout. "What can we do?"
"Nothing," said the accordionist. "You see, that was his mother. She doesn't want him to be an entertainer - she wants him to be a doctor."
But just as they were about to put pen to paper, a big dog marched into the office, picked up the puppy by the scruff of its neck and ran off with it.
"My act! You've stolen my act!" yelled the talent scout. "What can we do?"
"Nothing," said the accordionist. "You see, that was his mother. She doesn't want him to be an entertainer - she wants him to be a doctor."
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